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Let me spread the shit out of this.
This is horrifying. And sadly true.
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
The day after the full moon
- James an Sirius never cover up their cuts and bruises
- They think it makes them look cool and tough
- James secretly hopes he’ll end up with a cool scar
- Every month they make up new stories to explain their injuries
- One time they snuck into the kitchens and accidentally pissed off the house elves
- Another time Remus got pulled into the lake by the giant squid
- And once they claimed a moving staircase actually flipped upside down
None of the other houses believe any of their stories (they just figure the marauders probably sneak out to hogsmead and get into duels or something) but the griffyndors eat it up
such a needed campaign. i wish they’d have included native americans as well, though, as cultural appropriation of them in costumes is just as awfully common.
It’s that time of year again when these go around. And I will keep reblogging them. And if I see the joke ones I am likely to rip them apart with prejudice.
I will reblog this every year and unfollow anyone who posts joke fandom spinoffs of this very serious and important commentary.